篇一：趣味英语：笑话三则
趣味英语：笑话三则之Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”
【译文】
你知道我是干什么的吗?
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的?”
“我是警察。”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
趣味英语：笑话三则之 Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
【译文】
谁是最懒惰的
爸爸：杰克，我今天已经和你的老师谈过了，现在我想问你，谁是你们班上最懒的人?
杰克：我不知道，爸爸
爸爸：你再好好想想，当别的同学都在读书写字的时候，谁楞在那儿仅仅是看着其他人?
杰克：是我们的老师，爸爸
趣味英语：笑话三则之 What Is a Traitor?
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”
Father：“A convert，my son.”
【译文】
什么叫叛徒?
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”
父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”
父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”
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篇二：幽默趣味搞笑英语口语趣味翻译
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● Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 ● Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
● One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
● Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
● Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
● The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
● Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 ● Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
● Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 ● "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
● There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 ● "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
● "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
● God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ● When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
● A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 ● The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多， 忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
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篇三：趣味英语学习：容易闹笑话的英文词句
1.Look out!
正确：当心!
错误：向外看
2.What a shame!
正确：多可惜!真遗憾!
错误：多可耻
3.You don’t say!
正确：是吗!
错误：你别说
4.You can say that again!
正确：说得好!
错误：你可以再说一遍
5.I haven’t slept better。
正确：我睡得好极了。
错误：我从未睡过好觉
6.You can’t be too careful in your work。
正确：你工作越仔细越好。
错误：你工作不能太仔细
7.It has been 4 years since I smoked。
正确：我戒烟4年了。
错误：我抽烟4年了
8.All his friends did not turn up。
正确：他的朋友没全到。
错误：他的朋友全没到
9.People will be long forgetting her。
正确：人们在很长时间内会记住她的。
错误：人们会永远忘记她
10.He was only too pleased to let them go。
正确：他很乐意让他们走。
错误：他太高兴了，不愿让他们走
11.It can’t be less interesting。
正确：它无聊极了。
错误：它不可能没有趣
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