篇一：四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）
L:梁山伯Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆A：旁白
A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)
L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！ Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.
A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”
L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.
At this time??(婚纱店)
L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Are you kidding??? Why?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two
some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .
A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.
L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me.
M: who are you ?
L: who the hell are you?
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.
L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!
马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。
M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello
X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?
M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.
此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问??
X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!
Z： wencai, who is this woman?
M: em
X: I’m his wife, who are you?
Z: Ma wencai!
M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!
Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打马文才)
X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才) 祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。
Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.
L: I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please??
L: No way! Wherever
you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say tenthousand years.
And that man is you. The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: HeHe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to killthat is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill)
L: You hear. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden
L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)
旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。
男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays. 女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，
合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies . Thank you~
篇二：四人英文短剧 关于家庭
Role:
Older sister(O)
Mum(M)
Father(F)
Daughter(D)
The daughter’s boyfriend(B)
D: We have been in love for so long.Now I want you to meet my family members.So B: Oh,I am a little nervous but more excited to meet them.Let’s go.
D: First,let’s go to her very inconvenient.
B: Ok.
.......
D: Hey,Summer.I’m here.
O: Oh,You came, dearest.It is really a terrible day!I am mistreated by my employerand I am angry.
D: Lighten up!Everything will be all right tomorrow.I will introduce my boyfriend to you.This is Jack.
O: oh,this man is your boyfriend.How do you do,Jack?
B: How do you do.Er...Here is a surprise for you.
O: Oh,thanks a lot.What is it?
B: It is a gift I prepared for you.
O: You’re so considerate.......
M: Anita and her boyfriend are coimg.Do you konw something abou that boy?
F: I hear that he is a foreigner.And I’m afraid that he has marry my daughter.
M: Don’t we should do now is to prepare the dishes and just wait for them.
......
(The daughter,sisiter,boyfriend arrive.)
D: Here we are,Jack.Don’t forget to show your politeness and respect for my parents. B: Yes,I remember.
D: Hi,mum,dad,this is my boyfriend,Jack.And,Jack,this is my mom and dad.
F: Hello,Jack.Nice to meet you.
B: Nice to meet you too,uncle and auntie. This little gift is a token of my regard. M: Oh,you are so kind.Thank you. Come in and make yourself at home.
......
(In the house) .Have a try,Jack.
D: Jack,this is my mum’s best dish.
B: Wow,it’s so delicious!But I think if there is more sauce,this dish will be better. F: Jack,what do you do?
B: I am a professor at NJUT.
M: Oh,so how do you get to konw my daughter?
B: I teach history in the university.She chose my class,then we know each other in theclass.She really attracted me.
D: Yes,his class is very humorous.
O: It sounds romantic.
F: You konw,my daughter is always very stubborn and hot-tempered.Would you mindher bad temper?You two can’t B: Don’t worry,uncle.I will take good care of Anita and bear her shortcomings.
......
(The dinner is over)
B: I really have a good supper.I’m glad to meet you all.Maybe we can go to see a O: Oh,I’d love to,but it’s not a good idea to be B: All right.Then goodbye,everyone.
......
M: I am quite impressed by Jack’s humor and matters.
F: It seems that we is not familiar with the way we live.We have different values.I am afraid they will often have quarrels after marriage.
M: You think too much.After all,it is Anita’s choice.We should respect her.
篇三：四人英语短剧
公园记（四人课堂话剧）
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生。（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:Get away,get away,dirty man.
A:Sir,sir!!
B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:But....sir....please listen to me.....
B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E:Yes,yes.
C:Ai,men is so silly.
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